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LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/10 11:35:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.Your present plans will be successful. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/10 11:04:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.QOTD: "Our parents were never our age." |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/10 10:48:40z | Send another | FORTUNE.Just to have it is enough. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/10 10:33:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.You don't have to know how the computer works, just how to work the computer. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/10 10:17:40z | Send another | FORTUNE.Everything ends badly. Otherwise it wouldn't end. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/10 09:31:10z | Send another | FORTUNE.No skis take rocks like rental skis! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/10 09:15:40z | Send another | FORTUNE.[It is] best to confuse only one issue at a time. -- K&R |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/10 08:29:10z | Send another | FORTUNE.I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/10 08:13:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.Old age is the harbor of all ills. -- Bion |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/10 06:56:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. -- R. Geis |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/10 05:07:40z | Send another | FORTUNE.A bachelor is an unaltared male. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/10 04:36:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.Different all twisty a of in maze are you, passages little. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/10 03:19:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.Confirmed bachelor: A man who goes through life without a hitch. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/10 02:32:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.You will be run over by a beer truck. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/10 02:17:10z | Send another | FORTUNE.Polymer physicists are into chains. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/10 02:01:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.As Zeus said to Narcissus, "Watch yourself." |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/10 01:30:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.Advice from an old carpenter: measure twice, saw once. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/10 01:15:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.Where you stand depends on where you sit. -- Rufus Miles, HEW |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/10 00:59:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.Your computer account is overdrawn. Please reauthorize. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/10 00:28:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosing. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 23:57:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.If you have to hate, hate gently. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 23:26:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 23:11:11z | Send another | FORTUNE."Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core." -- Hannah Arendt. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 22:55:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo? |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 22:40:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.Like I always say -- nothing can beat the BRATWURST here in DUSSELDORF!! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 22:24:40z | Send another | FORTUNE.Love is what you've been through with somebody. -- James Thurber |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 21:53:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.QOTD: "My shampoo lasts longer than my relationships." |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 21:38:10z | Send another | FORTUNE.It'll be just like Beggars' Canyon back home. -- Luke Skywalker |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 20:20:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.Today you'll start getting heavy metal radio on your dentures. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 19:49:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.It's easier to take it apart than to put it back together. -- Washlesky |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 19:34:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.We prefer to speak evil of ourselves rather than not speak of ourselves at all. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 19:18:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.No two persons ever read the same book. -- Edmund Wilson |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 19:03:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.Increased knowledge will help you now. Have mate's phone bugged. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 18:32:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie. -- Princess Leia Organa |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 18:16:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.You will be held hostage by a radical group. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 18:01:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.You need no longer worry about the future. This time tomorrow you'll be dead. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 17:45:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.Help a swallow land at Capistrano. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 17:30:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.Call toll free number before digging. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 15:57:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.Chicken Little was right. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 15:41:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 15:26:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.Every silver lining has a cloud around it. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 15:10:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. -- Tommy Manville |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 13:53:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred. -- Superchicken |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 13:37:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.You know how to win a victory, Hannibal, but not how to use it. -- Maharbal |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 13:06:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.10) there is no 10, but it sounded like a nice number :) -- Wichert Akkerman |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 12:51:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.* UNIX is a Trademark of Bell Laboratories. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 12:04:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.Use only in a well-ventilated area. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 11:02:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.Once I finally figured out all of life's answers, they changed the questions. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 10:47:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.Pick another fortune cookie. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 10:31:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 10:00:43z | Send another | FORTUNE. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 08:58:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.Basic is a high level languish. APL is a high level anguish. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 08:43:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.I can resist everything except temptation. -Oscar Wilde |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 07:56:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 05:21:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.Screw up your courage! You've screwed up everything else. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 05:06:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.Do your part to help preserve life on Earth -- by trying to preserve your own. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 04:19:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 04:04:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 03:33:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 03:17:41z | Send another | FORTUNE.Small is beautiful. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 03:02:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.Owe no man any thing... -- Romans 13:8 |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 02:46:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 02:31:11z | Send another | FORTUNE.Teachers have class. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 00:58:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.FEELINGS are cascading over me!!! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/09 00:27:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 23:56:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.To every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D. -- B. Duggan |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 23:25:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 23:09:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.QOTD: "If I'm what I eat, I'm a chocolate chip cookie." |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 22:38:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 22:23:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.You need more time; and you probably always will. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 22:07:42z | Send another | FORTUNE.Youth is a disease from which we all recover. -- Dorothy Fuldheim |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 21:52:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.Killing is stupid; useless! -- McCoy, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8 |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 21:21:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.I can live without Someone I love But not without Someone I need. -- "Safety" |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 21:05:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.Ring around the collar. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 20:19:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.Unnamed Law: If it happens, it must be possible. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 20:03:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.Only a mediocre person is always at his best. -- Laurence Peter |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 19:48:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.One seldom sees a monument to a committee. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 19:32:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? -- John Heywood |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 19:17:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.Has anyone ever tasted an "end"? Are they really bitter? |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 19:01:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.I know things about TROY DONAHUE that can't even be PRINTED!! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 18:46:12z | Send another | FORTUNE.Disk crisis, please clean up! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 18:15:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.Postage will be paid by addressee. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 17:44:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.No shirt, no shoes, no service. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 17:28:43z | Send another | FORTUNE."Ninety percent of baseball is half mental." -- Yogi Berra |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 17:13:16z | Send another | FORTUNE.I think, therefore I am... I think. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 16:26:47z | Send another | FORTUNE.I've only got 12 cards. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 16:11:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.Kiss a non-smoker; taste the difference. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 15:40:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.If it's worth hacking on well, it's worth hacking on for money. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 15:24:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away. -- Robert Orben |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 14:53:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half. -- Jay Gould |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 14:38:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.problem drinker, n.: A man who never buys. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 14:22:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.There's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 14:07:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.Some restrictions may apply. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 12:49:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.But you shall not escape my iambics. -- Gaius Valerius Catullus |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 12:18:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.Cleanse area thoroughly before applying. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 12:03:13z | Send another | FORTUNE.NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 11:47:44z | Send another | FORTUNE.we: The single most important word in the world. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 09:28:14z | Send another | FORTUNE.Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 09:12:43z | Send another | FORTUNE.Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life. |
LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 06/08 08:57:14z | Send another | FORTUNE."Help save the world!" -- Larry Wall in README |