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LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/10 11:35:11z Send another FORTUNE.Your present plans will be successful.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/10 11:04:11z Send another FORTUNE.QOTD: "Our parents were never our age."
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/10 10:48:40z Send another FORTUNE.Just to have it is enough.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/10 10:33:11z Send another FORTUNE.You don't have to know how the computer works, just how to work the computer.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/10 10:17:40z Send another FORTUNE.Everything ends badly. Otherwise it wouldn't end.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/10 09:31:10z Send another FORTUNE.No skis take rocks like rental skis!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/10 09:15:40z Send another FORTUNE.[It is] best to confuse only one issue at a time. -- K&R
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/10 08:29:10z Send another FORTUNE.I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/10 08:13:41z Send another FORTUNE.Old age is the harbor of all ills. -- Bion
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/10 06:56:11z Send another FORTUNE.Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. -- R. Geis
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/10 05:07:40z Send another FORTUNE.A bachelor is an unaltared male.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/10 04:36:42z Send another FORTUNE.Different all twisty a of in maze are you, passages little.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/10 03:19:11z Send another FORTUNE.Confirmed bachelor: A man who goes through life without a hitch.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/10 02:32:41z Send another FORTUNE.You will be run over by a beer truck.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/10 02:17:10z Send another FORTUNE.Polymer physicists are into chains.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/10 02:01:41z Send another FORTUNE.As Zeus said to Narcissus, "Watch yourself."
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/10 01:30:41z Send another FORTUNE.Advice from an old carpenter: measure twice, saw once.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/10 01:15:11z Send another FORTUNE.Where you stand depends on where you sit. -- Rufus Miles, HEW
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/10 00:59:41z Send another FORTUNE.Your computer account is overdrawn. Please reauthorize.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/10 00:28:41z Send another FORTUNE.Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosing.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 23:57:41z Send another FORTUNE.If you have to hate, hate gently.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 23:26:41z Send another FORTUNE.Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 23:11:11z Send another FORTUNE."Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core." -- Hannah Arendt.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 22:55:41z Send another FORTUNE.Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 22:40:11z Send another FORTUNE.Like I always say -- nothing can beat the BRATWURST here in DUSSELDORF!!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 22:24:40z Send another FORTUNE.Love is what you've been through with somebody. -- James Thurber
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 21:53:41z Send another FORTUNE.QOTD: "My shampoo lasts longer than my relationships."
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 21:38:10z Send another FORTUNE.It'll be just like Beggars' Canyon back home. -- Luke Skywalker
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 20:20:41z Send another FORTUNE.Today you'll start getting heavy metal radio on your dentures.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 19:49:41z Send another FORTUNE.It's easier to take it apart than to put it back together. -- Washlesky
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 19:34:11z Send another FORTUNE.We prefer to speak evil of ourselves rather than not speak of ourselves at all.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 19:18:41z Send another FORTUNE.No two persons ever read the same book. -- Edmund Wilson
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 19:03:11z Send another FORTUNE.Increased knowledge will help you now. Have mate's phone bugged.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 18:32:11z Send another FORTUNE.I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie. -- Princess Leia Organa
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 18:16:41z Send another FORTUNE.You will be held hostage by a radical group.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 18:01:12z Send another FORTUNE.You need no longer worry about the future. This time tomorrow you'll be dead.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 17:45:41z Send another FORTUNE.Help a swallow land at Capistrano.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 17:30:11z Send another FORTUNE.Call toll free number before digging.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 15:57:11z Send another FORTUNE.Chicken Little was right.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 15:41:42z Send another FORTUNE.The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 15:26:11z Send another FORTUNE.Every silver lining has a cloud around it.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 15:10:42z Send another FORTUNE.She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. -- Tommy Manville
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 13:53:12z Send another FORTUNE.You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred. -- Superchicken
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 13:37:42z Send another FORTUNE.You know how to win a victory, Hannibal, but not how to use it. -- Maharbal
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 13:06:42z Send another FORTUNE.10) there is no 10, but it sounded like a nice number :) -- Wichert Akkerman
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 12:51:11z Send another FORTUNE.* UNIX is a Trademark of Bell Laboratories.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 12:04:41z Send another FORTUNE.Use only in a well-ventilated area.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 11:02:42z Send another FORTUNE.Once I finally figured out all of life's answers, they changed the questions.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 10:47:11z Send another FORTUNE.Pick another fortune cookie.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 10:31:42z Send another FORTUNE.No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 10:00:43z Send another FORTUNE. c++: the power, elegance and simplicity of a hand grenade
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 08:58:42z Send another FORTUNE.Basic is a high level languish. APL is a high level anguish.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 08:43:12z Send another FORTUNE.I can resist everything except temptation. -Oscar Wilde
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 07:56:42z Send another FORTUNE.From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 05:21:42z Send another FORTUNE.Screw up your courage! You've screwed up everything else.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 05:06:12z Send another FORTUNE.Do your part to help preserve life on Earth -- by trying to preserve your own.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 04:19:42z Send another FORTUNE.Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 04:04:12z Send another FORTUNE.Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 03:33:12z Send another FORTUNE.Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 03:17:41z Send another FORTUNE.Small is beautiful.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 03:02:12z Send another FORTUNE.Owe no man any thing... -- Romans 13:8
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 02:46:42z Send another FORTUNE.YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 02:31:11z Send another FORTUNE.Teachers have class.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 00:58:13z Send another FORTUNE.FEELINGS are cascading over me!!!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/09 00:27:13z Send another FORTUNE.It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 23:56:13z Send another FORTUNE.To every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D. -- B. Duggan
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 23:25:12z Send another FORTUNE.The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 23:09:42z Send another FORTUNE.QOTD: "If I'm what I eat, I'm a chocolate chip cookie."
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 22:38:42z Send another FORTUNE.He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 22:23:12z Send another FORTUNE.You need more time; and you probably always will.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 22:07:42z Send another FORTUNE.Youth is a disease from which we all recover. -- Dorothy Fuldheim
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 21:52:13z Send another FORTUNE.Killing is stupid; useless! -- McCoy, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 21:21:13z Send another FORTUNE.I can live without Someone I love But not without Someone I need. -- "Safety"
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 21:05:43z Send another FORTUNE.Ring around the collar.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 20:19:12z Send another FORTUNE.Unnamed Law: If it happens, it must be possible.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 20:03:43z Send another FORTUNE.Only a mediocre person is always at his best. -- Laurence Peter
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 19:48:13z Send another FORTUNE.One seldom sees a monument to a committee.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 19:32:44z Send another FORTUNE.Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? -- John Heywood
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 19:17:13z Send another FORTUNE.Has anyone ever tasted an "end"? Are they really bitter?
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 19:01:43z Send another FORTUNE.I know things about TROY DONAHUE that can't even be PRINTED!!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 18:46:12z Send another FORTUNE.Disk crisis, please clean up!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 18:15:13z Send another FORTUNE.Postage will be paid by addressee.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 17:44:13z Send another FORTUNE.No shirt, no shoes, no service.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 17:28:43z Send another FORTUNE."Ninety percent of baseball is half mental." -- Yogi Berra
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 17:13:16z Send another FORTUNE.I think, therefore I am... I think.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 16:26:47z Send another FORTUNE.I've only got 12 cards.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 16:11:13z Send another FORTUNE.Kiss a non-smoker; taste the difference.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 15:40:13z Send another FORTUNE.If it's worth hacking on well, it's worth hacking on for money.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 15:24:43z Send another FORTUNE.Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away. -- Robert Orben
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 14:53:43z Send another FORTUNE.I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half. -- Jay Gould
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 14:38:13z Send another FORTUNE.problem drinker, n.: A man who never buys.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 14:22:43z Send another FORTUNE.There's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 14:07:13z Send another FORTUNE.Some restrictions may apply.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 12:49:43z Send another FORTUNE.But you shall not escape my iambics. -- Gaius Valerius Catullus
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 12:18:43z Send another FORTUNE.Cleanse area thoroughly before applying.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 12:03:13z Send another FORTUNE.NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 11:47:44z Send another FORTUNE.we: The single most important word in the world.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 09:28:14z Send another FORTUNE.Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 09:12:43z Send another FORTUNE.Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/08 08:57:14z Send another FORTUNE."Help save the world!" -- Larry Wall in README